January 2012
1 post
September 2011
1 post
run the eff away
if you ever hear the names: amway, visalus, nu skin…..RUN!
these past 3 months i have been bombarded by invitations to meet at hotels for an introduction to various products/marketing plan/moneymaker…all i can say is, RUN! no matter how good it sounds it’s a muthertruckin pyramid scheme…i got suckered into going to a “meeting” which turned out to be a cray cray...
July 2011
2 posts
haH! go to the philippines…you will see animal fight
– my mom while watching michael vick testify before congress (translated by moi)
June 2011
2 posts
i love islands
April 2011
2 posts
“i love you” is the absolute most important thing to say to those near and dear
(next in the running: “you’ve got a boogie in your nose/salad in yo’ teef”)
February 2011
4 posts
me: what you up to?
aries: oh nuthin, just kegeling
January 2011
3 posts
i really wouldn’t mind befriending snooki…
November 2010
2 posts
bitch be crazy →
i was googling images of geishas for ideas on my homemade christmas gift for a gift exchange party and this bitch pops up…needless to say i will be up until 3 am, give or take
October 2010
7 posts
crazy hiccups or crazy person tic? →
can always count on family to make me feel special…that is all
September 2010
6 posts
orgasmic births →
just click…that is all i have to say
baby milo says hello kitty...bape + sanrio =... →
August 2010
6 posts
it’s like superhuman art
– galen hook
referring to this
July 2010
7 posts
cocaine is fun
Parkour is the physical discipline of training to overcome any obstacle within one’s path by adapting one’s movements to the environment.
-wiki
i need to hone my inner parkour taceur so i can beat the shit out of the boards
(board exam, that is…pshh you really think i was into jumping buildings and shit?…calm down, man…it’s a metaphor)
June 2010
8 posts
i’m there….i’m SO there…so far, sofia coppola has always won me over
redbox night (up in the air)
bro: man that's a depressing ending
me: i hate when movies end like that
bro: what was that other movie that made me wanna kill myself after watching it?
me: whA?
bro: oh yea...the wrestler
complacency…in certain circumstances, it can be a really good thing or a really bad thing…i think it leans more towards the latter
the bigger the sadness, the greater the talent
i just finished watching this movie, coco before chanel, about legendary fashion designer coco chanel…it moved me to tears…why is it that the saddest people have so much to give talent-wise?…van gogh, edith piaf, michael jackson, elvis, alexander mcqueen, etc…and now i’ve learned-coco chanel…such an interesting correlation…i know they channel the torment...